Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...#Electricity, #Humor, #Keeping It Real
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...#Church, #Humor, #Nations
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...#Driving, #Funny, #Humor
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...#Church, #Humor, #Nations
When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.#Graduation, #Humor, #School
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.#Facebook, #Facebook Staus, #Humor
