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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...
#Facebook
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#Funny Facebook Status
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
#Facebook
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#Funny Facebook Status
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
#Facebook
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#Funny
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#Funny Facebook Status
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take...
#Facebook
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#Funny
I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
#Facebook
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#Life
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...
#Facebook
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#Funny
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#Funny Facebook Status
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...
#Facebook
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#Funny
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#Funny Facebook Status
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
#Facebook
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#Funny Facebook Status
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny Facebook Status
It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.
#Facebook
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#School
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#Student
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.
#Facebook
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#Life
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....
#Facebook
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.
#Animals
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#Facebook
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Facebook
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#Funny
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