Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
