Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!

Topics: Being Bored Quotes, Being Fat Quotes, Boredom Quotes, Food Quotes, Humor Quotes

A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

Im almost bored enough to clean. Keyword being ALMOST.

Im almost bored enough to clean. Keyword being ALMOST.

'Mom...I'm bored.' 'Okay, if you're so bored why don't you clean this...' 'Nevermind I found...

'Mom...I'm bored.' 'Okay, if you're so bored why don't you clean this...' 'Nevermind I found...

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you...

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you...

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all...

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all...

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

Making unnecessary noises when you're bored...we all do it.

Making unnecessary noises when you're bored...we all do it.

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from...

If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from...

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

Being bored at your own house is so much worse than being bored at somebody...

Being bored at your own house is so much worse than being bored at somebody...

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his...

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.