Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!

Topics: Being Bored Quotes, Being Fat Quotes, Boredom Quotes, Food Quotes, Humor Quotes

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

I'm bored of being bored because being bored is so boring.

I'm bored of being bored because being bored is so boring.

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself.

I get bored with people so easily it's borderline ridiculous.

I get bored with people so easily it's borderline ridiculous.

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

The stupid moment when you can`t decide, 'Am I hungry, or just bored?'

The stupid moment when you can`t decide, 'Am I hungry, or just bored?'

Be yourself, and you will rarely be bored.

Be yourself, and you will rarely be bored.

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

Making unnecessary noises when you're bored...we all do it.

Making unnecessary noises when you're bored...we all do it.

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored.

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

One must chose in life between boredom and suffering

One must chose in life between boredom and suffering

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...