Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!

Topics: Being Bored Quotes, Being Fat Quotes, Boredom Quotes, Food Quotes, Humor Quotes

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

I get so stressed out when my week is really busy, even though when it's...

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But...

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

Sometimes we hate being bored because it gives us a lot of time to think...

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

There's nothing worse than being bored with no one to talk to...

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

Being bored at home is worse than being bored on campus.

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open...

The stupid moment when you can`t decide, 'Am I hungry, or just bored?'

The stupid moment when you can`t decide, 'Am I hungry, or just bored?'

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

I hate to be a second option, you look for me only when you're bored....

I used to always sneak food into class to eat when I got bored...Well, not...

I used to always sneak food into class to eat when I got bored...Well, not...

If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from...

If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from...

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored.

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored.

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you...

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you...

I am never bored anywhere: being bored is an insult to oneself.

I am never bored anywhere: being bored is an insult to oneself.

When you have to study, even the ceiling looks more interesting.

When you have to study, even the ceiling looks more interesting.

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

I'm bored, i think i'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the...

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

I want a relationship. It's official...I'm bored of being single.

Don't talk to me because you're bored, I'm not here to entertain you. Don't come...

Don't talk to me because you're bored, I'm not here to entertain you. Don't come...

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand...

Boredom: the desire for desires

Boredom: the desire for desires

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of...

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of...