What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

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We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

We should set a national goal of making computers and Internet access available for every...

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a...

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a...

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it...

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today...

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today...

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes...

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes...

Beat the computer, program your life

Beat the computer, program your life

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

What is in question is a kind of book reviewing which seems to be more...

What is in question is a kind of book reviewing which seems to be more...