What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

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Trying to save ecosystems has more to do with changing egosystems.

Trying to save ecosystems has more to do with changing egosystems.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely...

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely...

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians...

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced...

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no...

Okay, it's time to admit that the computers have surpassed our ability to interpret complicated...

Okay, it's time to admit that the computers have surpassed our ability to interpret complicated...

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

I want a six month vacation...Twice a year.

I want a six month vacation...Twice a year.

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Housekeeping ain't no joke