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Topics: Best Friend Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Humor Quotes, Silly Quotes

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

The best thing in the world is being in love with someone who you also...

The best thing in the world is being in love with someone who you also...

Taking a picture with my friends takes hours because if someone looks bad it MUST...

Taking a picture with my friends takes hours because if someone looks bad it MUST...

I love my sister. She is without a doubt my best friend.

I love my sister. She is without a doubt my best friend.

Be assured those will be thy worst enemies, not to whom thou hast done evil,...

Be assured those will be thy worst enemies, not to whom thou hast done evil,...

You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine...

You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine...

An incinerator is a writer's best friend.

An incinerator is a writer's best friend.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

She's like a mother and a sister to me and a best friend and a...

She's like a mother and a sister to me and a best friend and a...

A hug is a good way for two people with weak knees to hold themselves...

A hug is a good way for two people with weak knees to hold themselves...

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded...

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded...

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he...

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he...

A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. If anything, they'll say...

A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. If anything, they'll say...

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Don't make waves

Don't make waves

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that...

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that...

I want a friendship where you can tell each other everything without being judged.

I want a friendship where you can tell each other everything without being judged.

There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute which goes directly...

There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute which goes directly...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's...