Quotes about Sleep

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

#Funny, #Knowledge, #Russian Proverbs

Sleep is pain's easiest salve, and doth fulfill all the offices of death, except to...

#Sleep

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the...

#Funny, #Sleep

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

#Funny, #Sleep

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

#Funny, #Sleep

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

#Facebook Status, #Sleep

Trying to fall asleep is as hard as trying to wake up in the morning.

#Sleep

When I was little I would be so entertained on cartoons and now I sleep...

#Cartoons, #Childhood, #Sleep

Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges, the worst.

#Sleep

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

#College, #Sleep

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

#Commitment, #Funny, #Sleep

That FML moment when; you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you...

#Annoyed, #Sleep