The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

Topics: Facebook Quotes, Humor Quotes, Internet Quotes, Twitter Quotes

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when...

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when...

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.