The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

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It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually...

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

All the fun's in how you say a thing

All the fun's in how you say a thing

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.