The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

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Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humor.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humor.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Radio on the Internet is yet another world-shrinking example of what communications analysts call death...

Radio on the Internet is yet another world-shrinking example of what communications analysts call death...

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.