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How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to...

How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to...

People lie and they tell you what you want to hear. That's how you end...

People lie and they tell you what you want to hear. That's how you end...

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you're just an option when...

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes you're just an option when...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

A deception that elevates us is dearer than a host of low truths.

A deception that elevates us is dearer than a host of low truths.

It's easier to hide behind deception than face realities of brokenness.

It's easier to hide behind deception than face realities of brokenness.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets....

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets....

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

Sometimes the ones you call friends, are the ones who envy the most.

Sometimes the ones you call friends, are the ones who envy the most.

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

I feel I am free but I know I am not.

I feel I am free but I know I am not.

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.

We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.

Satan has used deception to win our affections, influence our choices and destroy our lives.

Satan has used deception to win our affections, influence our choices and destroy our lives.

Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may...

Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may...

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which...

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which...

Falsehood is a perennial spring.

Falsehood is a perennial spring.

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.