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All warfare is based on deception.

All warfare is based on deception.

People lie and they tell you what you want to hear. That's how you end...

People lie and they tell you what you want to hear. That's how you end...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most...

When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most...

Dan thought of love as defined by books, cobwebbed and hidden from view by the...

Dan thought of love as defined by books, cobwebbed and hidden from view by the...

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

Satan has used deception to win our affections, influence our choices and destroy our lives.

Satan has used deception to win our affections, influence our choices and destroy our lives.

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides;...

A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides;...

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.

We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.

How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to...

How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to...

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled...

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled...

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable.

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable.

The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a...

The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a...

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's...

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.