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Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

Though deception is seen as an attack upon the other, deception is a tool of...

A smile can mean a thousand words, but it can also hide a thousand problems.

A smile can mean a thousand words, but it can also hide a thousand problems.

People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

You can fool the world with your smiles, but you can never fool your heart.

You can fool the world with your smiles, but you can never fool your heart.

Dan thought of love as defined by books, cobwebbed and hidden from view by the...

Dan thought of love as defined by books, cobwebbed and hidden from view by the...

When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most...

When people say they do not care what others think of them, for the most...

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook...

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

I feel I am free but I know I am not.

I feel I am free but I know I am not.

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

All war is based on deception.

All war is based on deception.

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Im on the pursuit of happiness and I know, that everything thats shining aint always...

Im on the pursuit of happiness and I know, that everything thats shining aint always...

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

Deception is a cruel act... It often has many players on different stages that corrode...

Deception is a cruel act... It often has many players on different stages that corrode...

Partial truths or half-truths are often more insidious than total falsehoods.

Partial truths or half-truths are often more insidious than total falsehoods.

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which...

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which...

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...

A man has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding...