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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

It's easier to hide behind deception than face realities of brokenness.

It's easier to hide behind deception than face realities of brokenness.

All deception in the course of life is indeed nothing else but a lie reduced...

All deception in the course of life is indeed nothing else but a lie reduced...

You can fool the world with your smiles, but you can never fool your heart.

You can fool the world with your smiles, but you can never fool your heart.

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn't see it...

Politicians are masters of the art of deception.

Politicians are masters of the art of deception.

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

Reality is easy. It's deception that's the hard work.

All war is based on deception.

All war is based on deception.

A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides;...

A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides;...

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook...

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook...

Deception is a cruel act... It often has many players on different stages that corrode...

Deception is a cruel act... It often has many players on different stages that corrode...

Desperation for a relationship attracts a lot of mirages.

Desperation for a relationship attracts a lot of mirages.

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who...

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

Love is beautiful, a beautiful deception. One falls in it, to deceive the other.

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

I can fake that smile you see on my face everyday, just so you think...

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. A girl...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the...

The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a...

The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a...

Total falsehoods can be easily exposed for what they are by citing exceptions to their...

Total falsehoods can be easily exposed for what they are by citing exceptions to their...

Falsehood is cowardice, the truth courage.

Falsehood is cowardice, the truth courage.

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture...

Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture...