Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself.

Topics: Ghetto Quotes, Humor Quotes

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.

If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.

Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people.

It's very hard to write humor.

It's very hard to write humor.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

Holland is a country, where the earth is better than the air, and profit more...

Holland is a country, where the earth is better than the air, and profit more...

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air...

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air...

God had a sense of humor, a style of his own.

God had a sense of humor, a style of his own.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old...

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old...

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.