Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself.

Topics: Ghetto Quotes, Humor Quotes

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged....

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

MuH NaMe aInT DiCk sO KeEp iT OuT Ya mOuTh!!!!

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck...

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory...

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman -...

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

People who start a sentence with personally ought to be thrown to the lions. It's...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it...

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as...

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as...