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It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than...

It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than...

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about...

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...

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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked...

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

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French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it...

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it...

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...