Cashier: 'Have a nice day.' Me: 'Don't tell me what to do.'

Topics: Have A Nice Day Quotes, Humor Quotes

Do your best for today. Better than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow.

Do your best for today. Better than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow.

A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long...

A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long...

Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect...

Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Having a bad day? Hold your hand over your heart; Feel that? That beating? That's...

Having a bad day? Hold your hand over your heart; Feel that? That beating? That's...

Lord I know I'm not here to stay, but thanks for waking me up today....

Lord I know I'm not here to stay, but thanks for waking me up today....

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.

If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.

There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day,...

There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day,...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

As accidental as my life may be, or as that random humor is, which governs...

As accidental as my life may be, or as that random humor is, which governs...

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's...

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's...

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Gags die, humor doesn't

Gags die, humor doesn't

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the...

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the...

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

As a person is so must you humor them.

As a person is so must you humor them.

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense...

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense...