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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...

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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...

DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It......

DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It......

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...

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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...