I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.#Clever Facebook Status, #Funny Facebook Status
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.#College, #Drugs, #Funny Facebook Status
Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...#Funny Facebook Status
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...#Funny Facebook Status, #Funny Good Morning
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...#Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
