Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...#Fear, #Humor, #It Is What It Is
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...#Being Bored, #Being Fat, #Boredom
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...#Humor, #Illusions, #Pets
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.#Best Friend, #Friendship, #Humor
To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1)...#Education, #Failure, #Humor
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....#Facebook, #Humor, #Internet
