There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.#Funny, #Silly, #Song
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...#Facebook Status, #Silly
I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But...#Being There For Someone, #Cartoon, #Friends
I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...#Computer, #Funny Facebook Status, #Silly
That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...#Silly, #Struggle
I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.#Leaders, #Leadership, #Silly
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Silly
