Silly – Quotes Lover

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

#Funny, #Silly, #Song

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

#Love, #Silly

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a...

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

#Humor, #Silly

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

#Comedy, #Humor, #Silly

The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the...

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

#Silly

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But...

#Being There For Someone, #Cartoon, #Friends

I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish, like Mr. Krabs. A bit dumb, like Patrick. But...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

#Facebook Status, #Silly

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

#Computer, #Funny Facebook Status, #Silly

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

#Dieting, #Facebook Status, #Food

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

#Leaders, #Leadership, #Silly

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

#Silly, #Struggle

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

#Facebook Status, #Food, #Silly

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

#Cheating, #Food, #Silly

Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden....

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

#Annoyed, #School, #Silly

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

#Silly, #Student

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

#Kids, #Silly, #Teenage

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

#Funny, #Silly

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...