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Topics: Humor Quotes, Sleep Quotes

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is...

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their...

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their...

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very...

Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.

Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the...

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Trying to fall asleep is as hard as trying to wake up in the morning.

Trying to fall asleep is as hard as trying to wake up in the morning.

You don't get nothing from sleep but a dream.

You don't get nothing from sleep but a dream.