Quotes about Humor

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind....

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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

#Funny, #Humor, #Jokes

I want a six month vacation...Twice a year.

#Humor, #Stressed Out, #Vacation

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

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Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll

#Ghetto, #Humor

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

#Humor, #Internet

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

#Funny, #Humor, #Technology

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

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Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to...

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

#History, #Humor, #Inventions

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

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I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me...

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