Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.
Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.
Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.
Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.
The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.
The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every… (read more)
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
One is a young, pockmarked wiseacre with a smirk that won't quit, the other an aging but still gorgeous leading… (read more)
You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind, like some sort of loose… (read more)