He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
In America, theres a failure to appreciate Europes leading role in the world.
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.
There's some fine line there where you could say, `I don't hate gays. I didn't...