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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

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I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

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