I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved