Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Quote by Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
80% of success is showing up.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.