Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.