I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Quote by Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Marriage is the death of hope.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet...
Love is a many splintered thing.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them