I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Government Quotes

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.