Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Life Quotes

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

All the money you make will never buy back your soul.

All the money you make will never buy back your soul.