Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Life Quotes

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.

He, who does not believe that God wants this bit of sand to lie in...

He, who does not believe that God wants this bit of sand to lie in...