Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
Quote by Woody Allen
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...