Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
Quote by Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
I am two with nature.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.