Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
Quote by Woody Allen
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!