What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
Marriage is the death of hope.