Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Quote by Woody Allen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Marriage is the death of hope.
I am two with nature.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic...
Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...