Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Comedy Quotes

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

You know, more children die under the age of five when the parents are not...

You know, more children die under the age of five when the parents are not...

In the last analysis, it is our conception of death which decides our answers to...

In the last analysis, it is our conception of death which decides our answers to...

When Death puts out our flame the snuff will tell - If we were wax...

When Death puts out our flame the snuff will tell - If we were wax...

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.