Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Quote by Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
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Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...
Litigation is the pursuit of practical ends, not a game of chess.
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.