A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Bad Relationship Quotes

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

A goal casually set and lightly taken will be freely abandoned at the first obstacle.

A goal casually set and lightly taken will be freely abandoned at the first obstacle.

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only...

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only...