A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
Quote by Woody Allen
Bad Relationship Quotes
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I am two with nature.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
We may say that many, if not all, of the personality traits which we have...