A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
Quote by Woody Allen
Bad Relationship Quotes
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on...