You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Quote by Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

What's done to children, they will do to society

What's done to children, they will do to society