I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quote by Woody Allen
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...
We may say that many, if not all, of the personality traits which we have...