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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French...

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he...