I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
80% of success is showing up.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.