Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.