Marriage is the death of hope.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.