Marriage is the death of hope.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.