Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Quote by Woody Allen

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...

What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...