The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Quote by Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...