I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Quote by Woody Allen
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and...
Fear of failure must never be a reason not to try something.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Why be a man when you can be a success?