Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote by Woody Allen
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
That government is best which governs least.
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits...