Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Love Quotes

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and...

The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and...