Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Love Quotes

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an...

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an...