I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
I am two with nature.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?