I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
I am two with nature.