I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer,...

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer,...

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as...

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as...

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have...

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have...

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might...

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might...

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all...

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all...

I never have anything to talk about.

I never have anything to talk about.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable...

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable...

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about...

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about...

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up...

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up...

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure...

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure...

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the...

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the...

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton...

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton...

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much...

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much...

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.