His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Woody Allen Quotes

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will...

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...