I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels,...
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us...