I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
The quietly pacifist peaceful always die to make room for men who shout
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.