Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...