Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Quote by Woody Allen

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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...