Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quote by Woody Allen
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give...
There is a good side to every situation.