“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.Quote by Rodney DangerfieldTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't...#Hilarious, #Life
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing...#Rodney Dangerfield
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back...#Funny, #Parents
