“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.Quote by Rodney DangerfieldTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...#Dating, #Funny
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'...#Rodney Dangerfield
The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...#Funny, #Putdowns
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.#Funny, #Military
