“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.Quote by Rodney DangerfieldTopics: Quotes about Rodney DangerfieldShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'...#Rodney Dangerfield
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