Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Actors And Acting Quotes
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves...
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He...
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was...
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's...
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.