I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

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I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.