I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Television Quotes

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

No man heartily hates him at who he can laugh

No man heartily hates him at who he can laugh

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.