I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.