I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Cities Quotes

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.