A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered.

Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered.

Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.

Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm a one-man idiot.