A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest...

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest...

It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your...

It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your...