I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Growth Quotes, Happiness Quotes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.