Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only...

I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only...

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that is not exactly...

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that is not exactly...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...