Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Gallantry to women - the sure road to their favor - is nothing but the...

Gallantry to women - the sure road to their favor - is nothing but the...

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence