Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Wives Quotes

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.